Rajini- Best Jokes !!!

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there..

Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes

Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth

Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa

Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.